Monday, May 11, 2009
My Favorite Quotes!!
2. When my GIRLFRIEND asked me she is seeing another GUY, I told her to RUB her EYES.
3. Multitasking - SCREWING several THINGS at ONCE.
4. The ATTRACTION in a PERSON is always the PERSONALITY.
5. The BEST way to get RID of TEMPTATION is to YIELD to it.
6. Smile, its the 2nd BEST thing u can do with ur LIPS.
7. SAVE EARTH! it is the only planet with GIRLS.
8. Girls are luckier than GUYS. If they cannot get something by being SMART, they get it by being DUMB.
9. Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear...
10. If everything comes ur WAY, u r in the WRONG LANE!
11. In a FIGHT hit FIRST and hit HARD.
12. I was born fine, education ruined me.
13. When the GOING gets TOUGH, GREAT ones PARTY!
14. Shoot for the STARS, then U will perhaps reach the MOON.
15. Every time u FALL down u get UP to become STRONGER.
16. U miss 100% of the SHOTS u don't take.
More Coming!!
Friday, May 8, 2009
Finally a own a Laptop
This is also going to make sure that I put in my blog entrier regularly. 3 cheers for my new laptop.
Koi Dewana Kehta Hai - by Dr. Kumar Vishwas
magar dharti ki bechaini ko bas badal samjhta hai,
Main tujhse dur kaisa hu,tu mujhse dur kaisi hai,
Yeh tera dil samjhta hai ya mera dil samjhta hai
mohobbat ek ehsason ki paawan si kahaani hai,
kabhi kabira deewana tha kabhi meera diwaani hai,
Yahaan sab log kehte hain meri aakho mein aansu hai,
Jo tu samjhe toh moti hain jo na samjhe to paani hai
Bahut bikhra bahut toota thapede seh nahi paaya,
Hawaaon ke ishaaron par magar main beh nahi paaya,
Adhoora an suna hi reh gaya youn pyaar ka kissa,
Kabhi tum sun nahi paaye, kabhi main keh nahin paaya
Bhramar koi kumudni par machal baitha toh hungama,
Humare dil mein koi khwaab pal baitha toh hungama,
Abhi tak doob kar sunte the sab kissa mohobbat ka,
Main kisse ko hakikat mein badal baitha toh hungama
Main uska hun wo is ehsaas se inkaar karta hai,
Bhari mehfil mein bhi ruswaa har baar karta hai,
yaki hai saari duniya ko khafa hai humse woh lekin,
Mujhe maaloom hai phir bhi mujhi se pyaar karta hai
Main jab bhi tez chalta hoon nazaare choot jate hain,
Koi jab roop gadhta hoon to saanche toot jate hain,
Main rota hoon to aakar log kandha thap thapate hain,
Main hasta hoon to mujhse log aksar rooth jate hain
Mat poooch ki kya haal hai mera tere aage,
Tu dekh ke kya rang hain tera mere aage
Samandar peer ka andar hain lekin ro nahi sakta,
Yeh aasu pyaar ka moti hain isko kho nahi sakta,
Meri chahat ko dulhan tu bana lena magar sun le,
Jo mera ho nahi paaya woh tera ho nahi sakta
sazi hai khushnuma mehfil sabhi dildaar bethe hain
jidhar dekho udhar hi ishq ke bimar bethe hain
hanseeno ki adaon pe sabhi dil haar bethe hain
hazaron mar-mite aur sekron tayaar bethe hain
After 6 long Years!!
OK, folks a bit of history for every one's benefit. Like all educated men, I also had the opportunity to attend a school when I was young. My school years had not really been eventful as I was more focused on my studies. But 2001-2002 was a different year. And this was the year that changed me in more than a few ways. This was the year I first fell in love with a girl. We use to meet at our tutions and that was where I got to know her. When, it was my final day of tution before the big board exams and I knew this may be the last time I'll be able to see her, I proposed her. And she refused. Well, folks it has been 6 years since that day and I had not seen her. We have been in touch via phone/ emails/ chats for the last 2-3 years, since I re-discovered her on the Internet. One big thanks to ORKUT for that.
I had asked her a few times to meet up but she never entertained the idea. And after trying a few times, even I had given up any hopes of meeting her again. But 06 May 2009 was a different day. I was returning home from my day job with my office colleague in my office cab when the idea of having a chicken roll hit one of us. We left the cab around Venkateshwara college and headed straight to one of the famous Roll shops in Satya Niketan.
As, I was just standing at the shop, chit-chatting with my colleagues, a familiar face passed by. I instantly knew it was her. She went into a shop. I could not resist, picked up my phone and called her. She acknowledged and came around to say "Hi". We had a brief chat wherein she did not miss to mention that I have put on a lot of weight. And then she had to move as her car-pool buddy was waiting for her.
Surprisingly, I did not feel the attraction I use to feel when I was in school. And frankly, she was not looking like anything she use to look like. Maybe it was just infatuation then. I did not feel anything for her. I even mentioned this to her the next day we had a chat. I know that was mean from my side but could not help it, it is in nature to be outspoken and a bit blunt at times.
All said and done, know I now she was not meant for me and and I thanked god and more importantly her for not letting me have her when I had a chance.
Therefore, 2 things are clear. First, I am still single and Second, I am desperate not to be.
Friday, December 26, 2008
Tongue Twister Song of the Year
O Truck Ka Wala Geet Hain Jee
A Lo Ji Ho Jaa Shuru
Tunnak Tunnak Dat Calander, Enjan Pichchhad Pechcha Oye
Oye Diggiyaan Bonut Glat Pletta, Mogge Shi Moge Vechcha Oye
O Kharcha Control Kar Truck Bhi Lena Hain
Tunnak Tunnak Dat Calander Enjan Pichchhad Pechcha Oye
Oye Diggiyaan Bonut Glat Pletta Mogge Shi Moge Vechcha Oye
Dudh Malaai Kukkar Shukkar, Ghar Ger Berger Sherger Oye...
Ho Dudh Malaai Kukkar Shukkar, Ghar Ger Berger Sherger Oye
Tu Hi Collector, Tu Hi Commisioner, Fir Bis Salakhan Ander Oye
Oye Lucky Lucky Oye, O Lucky Oye
(Oye Lucky Lucky Oye, O Lucky Lucky Oye) - 3
Onde Ponde Ghoomde Phirde, Is Duniyaa Vich Challe Oye..
Onde Ponde Ghoomde Phirde, Is Duniyaa Vich Challe Oye
Nachda Naunda Sab Nu Bajaunda, Tu Uthe Sab Thalle Oye
Uthe Taale Seedhe Karta Jithe Janda Harpal Vo Oye...]
Uthe Taale Seedhe Karta Jithe Janda Harpal Vo Oye
Tu Hi Barrister, Tu Hi Minister, Phir Bis Salakhan Ander Oye
Oye Lucky Lucky Oye, O Lucky Oye
(Oye Lucky Lucky Oye, O Lucky Lucky Oye) - 3
A B C D Chaida Mainu, Vadi Biddi Chaida Mainu
Ctvv Chaida Mainu, Lcd Bhi Chaida Mainu
Laal Murseri Chaidi Mainu, Laal Kila Bhi Chaida Mainu
Haa Haa Chaida Ho Ho Chaida
Mainu Chaida Chaida Chaida Chaida
(Chaida Chaida Chaida Chaida) - 3
Haaye Tote Tote Paaye Parandi, Dhik Tik Dhinn Nisariyaan Hoye..
Haaye Tote Tote Paaye Parandi, Dhik Tik Dhinn Nisariyaan Hoye
Badiyaan Paapad Dikhe Chaapad, Munda Amritsariya Oye
Kehnda Sunhnda Chad Da Jhoga A Kuch Mil Da Yadda Oye...
Kehnda Sunhnda Chad Da Jhoga A Kuch Mil Da Yadda Oye
Tu Hi Shahrukh, Tu Hi Clinton, Tu Hi Falak Da Faanda Oye
(Oye Lucky Lucky Oye, O Lucky Lucky Oye) - 8
O Lucky O Le Petrol To Pawaaya Hi NiKoi Gal Ni,
Saaddi Gaddi Te Goodwill Naal Chal Di A
Sunday, August 24, 2008
1 Gold 2 Bronze
This edition of Olympics had brought great surprise and joy for the country. Abhinav Bindra did it for us in shooting earning us a much awaited gold. We also got 2 bronze medals thanks to Susheel Kumar, who won a bronze in 66Kg wrestling and to Vijayendar who got us a bronze in boxing.
I really don't know what was the last time India had 3 medals in one olympics. We need more champions like these.
Samsung Beat i450
Remember that Aamir Khan Samsung ad, yes I own a Samsung Beat i450. I love the phone and the inbuilt media player. I think the two-way slide and scroll features are great. The 3D surround is amazing. I had my eyes on the phone from the day I have seen it and was waiting for it to get cheaper but incidentally I brought it knowing that its prices are not going to go down early.
Now I plan to use all the features of the phone. Will keep updating as I discover the good and not so good things about the phone.