1. Of all the THINGS I have LOST, I MISS mu MIND the MOST.
2. When my GIRLFRIEND asked me she is seeing another GUY, I told her to RUB her EYES.
3. Multitasking - SCREWING several THINGS at ONCE.
4. The ATTRACTION in a PERSON is always the PERSONALITY.
5. The BEST way to get RID of TEMPTATION is to YIELD to it.
6. Smile, its the 2nd BEST thing u can do with ur LIPS.
7. SAVE EARTH! it is the only planet with GIRLS.
8. Girls are luckier than GUYS. If they cannot get something by being SMART, they get it by being DUMB.
9. Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear...
10. If everything comes ur WAY, u r in the WRONG LANE!
11. In a FIGHT hit FIRST and hit HARD.
12. I was born fine, education ruined me.
13. When the GOING gets TOUGH, GREAT ones PARTY!
14. Shoot for the STARS, then U will perhaps reach the MOON.
15. Every time u FALL down u get UP to become STRONGER.
16. U miss 100% of the SHOTS u don't take.
More Coming!!
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